Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...