Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...