The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...