Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The Basic Laws of Work
Business Rules to Live ByIf you can’t get your work done in the first...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...