Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!