When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.