Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...