Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...