Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!