The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...