If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
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The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...