I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...