Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...