Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...