What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...