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Chain Letter Type lI
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Uncircumcised
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What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
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Florida driver’s license!
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Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
The Borg versus Microsoft
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