Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...