Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...