Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...