You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.