Counting some sheep
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Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...