People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...