Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...