Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....