Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...