Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...