A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
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Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
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His miracle drinks!
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Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
No children yet
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There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...