What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
The Sexy Secretary.
A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...