Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...