Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...