Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?
How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...