Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!