Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...