Get me an ambulence now
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In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hick computer terms
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Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...