Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...