Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.