Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...