Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...