Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
An Internet Christmas
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Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age”9....
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
They are stopped by the police
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COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...