Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...