Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
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A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Wedding Definitions
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Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Turned Into a Mom When…
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Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...