Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...