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Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Thank you for the emails
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Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
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