More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...