If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...