Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...