The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...