Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...