Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...