Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...