Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.